Music & Lyrics: Marie-Lynn Hammond

those clingy black shorts they wear
the tanned and bony knees they bare
the helmets, leather gloves and pumps
the fanny packs upon their rumps
oh I like I like I like—a man on a bike!

even in a navy three-piece suit
with a briefcase on the carrier to boot
a silver clip encircling the shin
to neatly tuck the pant leg in
oh I like I like I like—a man on a bike!
(she likes she likes she likes gentlemen on bikes!)

something ’bout a man on a bicycle
that’s both naughty yet nice-icle
the friendly “Hi”s!
the muscled thighs
I melt just like an icicle
around a man on a bicycle

when it comes to the art of seduction
by now you must have made the deduction
that a fellow in a car doesn’t get very far with me
proving once again that less is more
I say two wheels are much hotter than four
and a five-speed or a ten-speed gives me all the speed I really need
to drive me to ecstasy

what a thrilling non-polluting sight
men pedalling with all their might
crouched like panthers over handlebars
trying not to be run down by cars
oh I like I like I like—a man on a bike!

I just know they must be special guys
I confess they make me fantasize
keep your movie stars for what they’re worth
give me a man who wants to save the earth
oh I like I like I like—a man on a bike!
(she likes she likes she likes gentlemen on bikes!)

something ’bout a man on a bicycle
that’s both naughty yet nice-icle
the friendly “Hi”s!
the muscled thighs
I melt just like an icicle
around a man on a bicycle

Oh I like I really like—a man on a bike!